Qapla! Or...not.

I am a huge geek and love Star Trek. However, in the alternate universe where I have children, I cannot imagine wasting the time and effort to see if they can learn Klingon. It's kind of like making sure your child is well versed in Defence Against the Dark Arts with his balsa-wood-and-hair-from-the-family-dog wand instead of enrolling him in judo. Except for that whole speaking-the-language-of-the-country-you-live in-is-pretty-much-required-to-survive thing.